A mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the sex is, so she says that after the night on the honeymoon, they write a postcard saying how it went.
The 1st girl writes: M&M's.
Puzzled, the women buys a pack of M&M's and reads the slogan "It melts in your mouth, not in your hand."
The 2nd girl writes: Campbell's soup.
Again the mom buys some cambles soup and reads, "Mmm ... mmm ... good."
3 weeks pass and the 3rd girl finally writes: Ford
The mom goes to her ford jeep and reads "The best never stop."
A mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the sex is, so she says that after the night on the honeymoon, they write a postcard saying how it went.
Zippo
If it break.......!
i luv the boobs lawl
Yeah Gin, they do. Thats coz Ford stands for 'Fix Or Repair Daily'. And Lotus stands for 'Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious'
hahahaha 8)
haha soo funny:p
haha, good one, but ford breaks down all the time.