Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.
nothing infuriates me more than poor spelling. didn't your teachers ever tell you to sound out the words? It sure does work............try that BORED AT WORK A DICTIONARY HELPS TOO
LISA
1 year ago
BORED AT WORK........ Your parents must be so proud to have a ditz like you for an offspring......you are ignorant
Bored at Work
1 year ago
If the pharmacist doesn't think that she thinks that she can get pregnet by a camel then why have a condom. I guess it is less of a mess...? but yea
sally
1 year ago
it doesn't say anything about her getting pregnant, the pharmacist is just thinking that she's going to have sex with a camel...
Bored at Work
1 year ago
The pharmacist now thinks she wants to have sex with a camel and that she thinks the camel can get here pregnet
Margie
1 year ago
I don't get it!
ImIm
1 year ago
hehe.............................camel
i'm not giving my name to a machine!
1 year ago
you sound like bender on futurama i'm not giving my name to a machine!
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
im a little kid and that is mad funy
nothing infuriates me more than poor spelling. didn't your teachers ever tell you to sound out the words? It sure does work............try that BORED AT WORK A DICTIONARY HELPS TOO
BORED AT WORK........ Your parents must be so proud to have a ditz like you for an offspring......you are ignorant
If the pharmacist doesn't think that she thinks that she can get pregnet by a camel then why have a condom. I guess it is less of a mess...? but yea
it doesn't say anything about her getting pregnant, the pharmacist is just thinking that she's going to have sex with a camel...
The pharmacist now thinks she wants to have sex with a camel and that she thinks the camel can get here pregnet
I don't get it!
hehe.............................camel
you sound like bender on futurama i'm not giving my name to a machine!
hehe lol :p