A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office having her annual checkup, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her: "My, what a big vagina! ... My, what a big vagina!"
The lady was, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed. Being the assertive type she spoke up immediately: "Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like that. To say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!"
"I'm very sorry," replied the doctor, "please forgive me. But just to set the record straight, I only said it ONCE Once once ..."
haha i know lisa if u dont shut the fuck up ill do it for u. and this was a funny joke, im a woman and im not offended at all..think of how many penis jokes there were, and u dont hear any men complaining. funny how ur the only one complaining after every joke...hmm???
jesa
1 year ago
hey lisa, i'm a woman and i found this amusing. the joke woman has had too much sex.. and therefore not so tight anymore.
and if you're not willing to bear one big vagina joke.. why are you even looking up 'dirty jokes'? where you just waiting for one to come up and place your comment? maybe you even have a big vagina, so it rubbed you the wrong way.. but don't take it out on the people trying to get a laugh out of their day
LISA
1 year ago
AS A WOMAN, AND I AM SURE I SPEAK FOR MOST ALL WOMEN ON THIS.....IT TOOK A VERY CLUELESS MAN TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING SO HORRIBLY NASTY. IN MY OPINION THIS IS UTTER ROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emo weirdie with too much time on her hands
1 year ago
lol so true mr/ms. ... !
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1 year ago
Her vagina is so big it echoes... echoes... echoes... like the cavernous depths of your empty heads.
haha i know lisa if u dont shut the fuck up ill do it for u. and this was a funny joke, im a woman and im not offended at all..think of how many penis jokes there were, and u dont hear any men complaining. funny how ur the only one complaining after every joke...hmm???
hey lisa, i'm a woman and i found this amusing. the joke woman has had too much sex.. and therefore not so tight anymore.
and if you're not willing to bear one big vagina joke.. why are you even looking up 'dirty jokes'? where you just waiting for one to come up and place your comment? maybe you even have a big vagina, so it rubbed you the wrong way.. but don't take it out on the people trying to get a laugh out of their day
AS A WOMAN, AND I AM SURE I SPEAK FOR MOST ALL WOMEN ON THIS.....IT TOOK A VERY CLUELESS MAN TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING SO HORRIBLY NASTY. IN MY OPINION THIS IS UTTER ROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol so true mr/ms. ... !
Her vagina is so big it echoes... echoes... echoes... like the cavernous depths of your empty heads.
I don't get this O.O
o0o0o0o0o0o i get it! its an echo!!! ha ha- not
...what?
?????? Stupid...
??? [scratches head]