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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
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ftr
1 year ago
Perhaps re-writing the 2nd line to "the balls to scratch" might be a good idea, I have a feeling there's 2 meanings to this joke:
a) literally, they have no balls they can scratch
b) they rub because they don't have the courage, or proverbial balls, to scratch their eyes
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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Perhaps re-writing the 2nd line to "the balls to scratch" might be a good idea, I have a feeling there's 2 meanings to this joke:
a) literally, they have no balls they can scratch
b) they rub because they don't have the courage, or proverbial balls, to scratch their eyes