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girl,bikini:5How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

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Hypocrites /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

Hypocritical women. Don't mind men jokes but spaz over vice versa. Just proof of how stupid you are. :D
Bored at work1 year ago

wyf your an idiot why are you calling a man she and her thats just dumb if you are going to change the joke at least do it correctly. Second there are more men bashing jokes on here then women so stop complaining an let us have our moment. It's like a 2 men jokes to one women joke and we don't complain so you have no right to either and you have even less to bash men some more when this site is already doing a good job at it ... Heck i think its funny when they bash men I don't complain... so in the end learn to take critisizm or you wirll never make it in this world.
wtf1 year ago

How do you know when a man is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A woman once told me ..."
Jimmy Zhan1 year ago

they use this technique in movies lol
kelis1 year ago

that is so mean!!! their are a lot of girls who aqre smarter than boys so suck on that u mfs!!!!
oeuoeuaeuaoeu1 year ago

I agree with krissy – load of bull**** and the joke is actually:
How do you know when men are about to say something smart?
They start with “ a women once told me…”
It is soooo much more true
...1 year ago

Balls? How about a couple of neurons, instead? It would serve them better...
charlie russell1 year ago

god.....YOU FUCKING WOMEN

you dont see men just looking at the men jokes and saying thats freaking bullshit, i really dont feel like telling a woman to grow some balls, but metaphorically you should
Katy1 year ago

I agree with krissy its a load of bullshit!!!
steph1 year ago

thats really true
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