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man,toiletMan: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

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Bored at Work1 year ago

In the words of Hitch "any man can sweep any women of here feet he just needs the right broom...What she is trying to say is get away or more likley try harder stupid." Now think more about that Kat... I think if ann was smarter and older she might have ment this instead.
meme1 year ago

well... it is.. unless u have with held it!
charlie russell1 year ago

we know how to think.....just rather get drunk and not have to
Kat1 year ago

what she means, is that what would you usually do when a man asks for your number?
you give him a fake one if he is ugly and gives you the creeps, and for the cutie's you give them your real number. what this joke is implying is that the female is saying to the male leave me alone NOW!! it is that simple stop trying to over analyse things
lozza1 year ago

lol i found that funny, but i agree with racheal, wfr is up with it 'teaching a man how to think'. im pretty sure they know how to do that!!!
sum11 year ago

It aint funny at all its just stupi
racheal1 year ago

ann what the hell are you talking about? "it is trying to teach a man how to think"
kasey1 year ago

ACTUALLY I DIDN;T FIND IT VERY AMUSING
ann1 year ago

that is 1 g-8
joke it is funnier than my best friends
funny-looking boyfriend
it is tring to teach a man how 2 think
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