The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie.
"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAH THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNYY!!!!!!!!! XD i couldnt stop laughing :P
someone
5 months ago
omg wth so fuckin funni
someone
1 year ago
OMG little jonny rools!!!!!!!!
craig
1 year ago
bob ur a fucking moron if u dont get it...
olie
1 year ago
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie.
"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
umar mulla
1 year ago
johnnys sis missed her period meaning shes pregnant thier dad was so shocked he had a heart attack and the mom fainted and the man next door was the 1 who got her pregnent and he wasnt ready for a beby so he shot himself =)
bob
1 year ago
dnt get it
Meme
1 year ago
lmao soooo funny!!!! y cant all these jokes b like this?? :p
johnny rocks
1 year ago
johnny rocks if all the jokes on the site were as good as little j all my friends would know about the site:)
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAH THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNYY!!!!!!!!! XD i couldnt stop laughing :P
omg wth so fuckin funni
OMG little jonny rools!!!!!!!!
bob ur a fucking moron if u dont get it...
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie.
"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
johnnys sis missed her period meaning shes pregnant thier dad was so shocked he had a heart attack and the mom fainted and the man next door was the 1 who got her pregnent and he wasnt ready for a beby so he shot himself =)
dnt get it
lmao soooo funny!!!! y cant all these jokes b like this?? :p
johnny rocks if all the jokes on the site were as good as little j
all my friends would know about the site:)
That was some funny shit!!!