After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."
Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable."
And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "What is a caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve." And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.
i've tried it wen my man comes in and i fall down like headache
hdhd
1 year ago
my headhurts
rubberducky
1 year ago
I get it but . . . Its NOT funny and unrealistic
Bored at Work
1 year ago
Its also they like forplay but when the moment comes to for the man to get in there so to speack a headache arises outta nowhere. Now what doesnt make sense is that Eve doesnt know what sex is so there for it is unlikly that would happen.
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1 year ago
If you don't get it... wait, what are you, 10? Have you never heard the age-old joke about women refusing to have sex because they "have a headache"?
What are you doing on the Internet? Go away! Go back to your AOL friends and let the people who actually have a brain cell enjoy their browsing.
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."
i've tried it wen my man comes in and i fall down
like headache
my headhurts
I get it but . . .
Its NOT funny and unrealistic
Its also they like forplay but when the moment comes to for the man to get in there so to speack a headache arises outta nowhere. Now what doesnt make sense is that Eve doesnt know what sex is so there for it is unlikly that would happen.
If you don't get it... wait, what are you, 10? Have you never heard the age-old joke about women refusing to have sex because they "have a headache"?
What are you doing on the Internet? Go away! Go back to your AOL friends and let the people who actually have a brain cell enjoy their browsing.
i dunnt get it....