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Men · Childbirth · Pains · Differences
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man,weedWhat is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

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mrs.no it all5 months ago

there r other men if dats wat u call it dat r not like dat [ i think ]
andy defbgbgbggvb1 year ago

only some men r like that!
musical genius1 year ago

men are not a waste of space thankyou very much
meme1 year ago

u go kat... n i neva had a baby bt i still get the joke... men r just a waste of space
Kat1 year ago

Eman, if you haven't had a baby then you obviously have no right to talk do you?
i myself have 3 children and the labour through all of them were painful, but what was worse is when i found my husband screwing his secretary in my bed, so this joke actually has a valid point, apart from the fact i kisked his ass out, got a divorce and kept all of his assets and his money is far from the point.
Eman1 year ago

Devine,

Apparently you had a baby but apparently you never had a man. The joke is in the contrast --hence "difference between"-- suggesting that, compared to having a man in your life --and all the pain and aggravation associated with that-- labour pains during childbirth are a walk in the park.

Thusly, "A man can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable. I'd rather have a baby."

I wouldn't know though. I have never had either and don't plan to nether.
devine1 year ago

you ever had a fucking baby, dickwad?
kasey1 year ago

no wonder you rank 590th with that..........i wouldnt even call that a joke
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