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Golf · Jesus · Priests
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A priest, Jesus, and an old man tee off.

The priest drives the green within 5 yards of the hole.

Jesus slices the ball and it goes into the water hazard. He quickly runs across the water and hits his second onto the green 2 inches from the hole.

The old man tees off with a short worm burner that trickles into the hazard. Soon after a fish eats the ball and swims across the pond with it in its mouth. Just then an eagle swoops down and snatches the fish with the golf ball and flies off. The eagle loses its grip and drops the fish on the green. The fish then spits out the ball and it rolls into the hole for a hole in one.

Jesus turns to the old man and replies, "Play fair dad!"

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0li5ykes /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 month ago

haha, this would be funnier w/ out the punch kline like that....
not you /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

i don't get the joke
someone1 year ago

thats a kinda funny religous joke
Ty1 year ago

Some of u need to grow a sense of humour and stop being so ... "CHURCHY".
Hilarious joke.
Bored at Work1 year ago

ok but then its ok the use god? and it is not like the joke is blasphemy get over it.
some one1 year ago

just dnt use Jesus' nae in ur joke
sarah1 year ago

lol
Demi1 year ago

HAHA funny.
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