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policeman,dogA hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"

"I'm positive." replied the atom.
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CJ /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

That was pretty skillz.
meme1 year ago

wasnt the worlds best joke bt it was better than some of the others on here!
qwerty1 year ago

so this what chemists do when they are laid off, making forced and nerdy jokes.
Leb1 year ago

I liked that one
Tian1 year ago

Oh come on... he's positive!
Cat Lover1 year ago

that is not funny.
seriously
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