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Microsoft · Light Bulbs · Lawyers · Microsoft
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light bulbHow many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

1) 1001. One to install the new bulb, plus one thousand lawyers to assert intellectual property rights over every light bulb ever invented.
2) Microsoft doesn't change light bulbs. It declares Darkness (TM) the new standard.

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Truthsayer1 year ago

"Bored at Work" What are you trying to say? Keep two whats?
Bored at Work1 year ago

Keep 2 and get rid of 1
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