Jokes - Joke 1278
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| How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? 1) 1001. One to install the new bulb, plus one thousand lawyers to assert intellectual property rights over every light bulb ever invented. 2) Microsoft doesn't change light bulbs. It declares Darkness (TM) the new standard. |  |
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