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Amish · Light Bulbs · God · Light
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light bulbHow many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.

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dwyer81 /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png9 months ago

a witch
Eman1 year ago

That should read more like, "None. Light bulbs are a matter of pride amongst the English. God has provided his own light to his humble people."
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