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gangsterYou find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

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celest /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png24 days ago

Wel, that is easy to figure out! If you don't kill the lawyer he will go on to get the murderer and rapist off scott free in court.
nyari /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png2 months ago

I support the columnict on kilingl the laywer twice because at the end of the day if she is left she will sue you.
te madre1 year ago

Or you could shoot the lawyer and the murderer, then say concetial to the rapist, then it cant be rape, and you have some fun!
JOE (mama)1 year ago

Wouldn't the murderer have some way to kill someone so kill him and the rapist and then use what you can get from the murderer to kill the lawyer
JOE (mama)1 year ago

Wouldn't the murderer have some way to kill someone so kill him and the rapist and then use what you can get from the murderer to kill the lawyer
Bored at Work1 year ago

I'd kill the lawyer and the rapist this way I would have something in common with the murder and we could be friends.... Who would let a rapist live honestly?
does it matter?1 year ago

actually the bullet wouldn't go straight through so you'd just ending up killing one, and most likely piss the other one off.
krissy1 year ago

i would put the heads of the murderer and the rapist 2gether nd use 1 bullet and the lawyer would have its own bullet
ben1 year ago

ha ha i would shot the rapist and the murderer in the head the slowly strangle the lawyer to death
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