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Little Johnny · Church · Sleeping · Children
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boy,transportA Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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Bored at Work1 year ago

This is prodigy... do they teach you a weird new language at this church?.... is it a cult?... all I can say is dont drink the punch
ftr1 year ago

Bloody hell "this is not prodigy (aaaah hu am i kidding....)", never mind missing a Sunday, I'm guessing you missed a good few years of school... I have no idea what on Earth you're talking about!
someone1 year ago

well i go to church n its so fun, if i miss it its not cool
this is not prodigy (aaaah hu am i kidding....)1 year ago

i usd tah sleep in Church wen i waz a kid

den i muved n went to diz church (beg o diz yr)
>>>n diz dude waz der...
llol, ive neva skipped a sundaii!!>>
{but oi, da sermon wasnt boring eh}
>>until i muvd to austaYliYahr

>>saYve dah Pandah"z<<
( >.< )
joe1 year ago

well, i have to agree with you on this one. you must have been to my church
kasey1 year ago

LOL HE'S RIGHT TOO
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