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Children · Apples · Cookies · God · Nuns
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children,presentThe children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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cndy /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png2 months ago

golden mind
biddy /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

very clever
lisa1 year ago

i love it
a kid in this world1 year ago

lol kids are so cute! B-)
umar mulla1 year ago

id so rite that
Jake1 year ago

roflmfao!
meme1 year ago

lol:p
Taf1 year ago

FUNNY!!! Kids DO say the darndest things!!!
ga1 year ago

lmao
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