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Teachers · Physics · Apple · Students · Books · Isaac Newton · Gravity
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teacherPhysics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."

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