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churchA man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the "uppity". Spotting the man's dirty clothes a deacon, worried about the churches image, went to the man and asked him if he needed help. The man said, "I was praying and the Lord told me to come to this church."

The deacon suggested that the man go pray some more and possibly he might get a different answer. The next Sunday the man returned. The deacon asked, "Did you get a different answer?"

The man replied, "Yes I did. I told the Lord that they don't want me in that church and the Lord said, 'Don't worry about it son; I've been trying to get into that church for years and haven't made it yet."

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HaViK17 /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png2 days ago

What its saying is that some churches worry so much about relion they tend to forget about GOD'S will
FUNMI /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

People forget that God can come into Church in any form. Christian should be watchful and sensitive
Bored at Work1 year ago

What they are saying is that no-one in religion follows one of the basics.... THOU SHALL NOT JUDGE OTHERS!!!!
Duh1 year ago

allowed
Duh1 year ago

No what they're saying is that the people are so fucking stuck up that God isn't even aloud in their church
Bob1 year ago

I think they're saying that the people in the church act in such a way that god can't help them, even if he tries.
Katie1 year ago

i dont get it
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