Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ... But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
Why is most of the comments on this page seem like they came from malibus most wanted?
meme
1 year ago
gd 1!!! -poor guy tho... id prob do a fruit if it happened 2 me!!
MYOB
1 year ago
dat is MAD funny... i feel bad for the guy who owns the car, though
Tae
1 year ago
Fo real, dat joke was mad funny
krissy
1 year ago
yo tat joke is mad funny
Stewart
1 year ago
absolute cracker... definitely worthy of #1 place
just myself
1 year ago
that was funny!
violinman
1 year ago
thats one of the few funny jokes on this site
kasey
1 year ago
mate i keep readin this over n over and i piss myself every time you deserve to be ranked 1st hehehehe i haven't found another joke that i've liked yet you win
kasey
1 year ago
now that's one of the best jokes on this site hehehehehehehehehe.....only one i'v liked so far
Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
Why is most of the comments on this page seem like they came from malibus most wanted?
gd 1!!! -poor guy tho... id prob do a fruit if it happened 2 me!!
dat is MAD funny...
i feel bad for the guy who owns the car, though
Fo real, dat joke was mad funny
yo tat joke is mad funny
absolute cracker... definitely worthy of #1 place
that was funny!
thats one of the few funny jokes on this site
mate i keep readin this over n over and i piss myself every time you deserve to be ranked 1st hehehehe i haven't found another joke that i've liked yet you win
now that's one of the best jokes on this site hehehehehehehehehe.....only one i'v liked so far