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Two married Fellas, Jim and Alec were having a beer after work. Jim says: "Have you ever said something when you meant to say something else?""How do you mean?" said Alec. "Well, see the other day, instead of two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsberg" "Yeah, I know what you mean," said Alec. "Last week I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say 'Pass me the Sugar.' But what came out was "You bitch, you've ruined my life!!!" |
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