Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?
Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
Nothing, they haven't met!
What do blondes and turtles have in common?
When they are on their backs they are screwed.More jokes