Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?20 4
She wants to be the first lady.
What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
When Hillary is out of town.→ Joke
An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?
1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"→ Joke
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women!"
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"
Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?→ Joke
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!→ Joke
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President.
"It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?"
"Just go ahead and pay it."→ JokeMore jokes