An official Gallup survey
polled over 1000 women
with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton
1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women!"
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"
Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?→ Joke
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
She wants to be the first lady.→ Joke
What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.→ Joke
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ JokeMore jokes