What is the difference
and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
What did God say after creating Adam?
I can do better.
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."
Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"
The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."
"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."
Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"
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