What is the difference
and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
What did God say after creating Adam?
I can do better.→ Joke
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."
Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"
The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."
"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"→ Joke
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.→ Joke
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".→ Joke
Police Quote: "In God we trust, all others are suspects."→ JokeMore jokes