What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?
To get oxygen to his brain!
Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.More jokes