Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma is so fat, when she plays football she plays offense and defense.
Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!
Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.
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