Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!
Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
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