Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.
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