Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"
Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."
Yo momma is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo momma is so old.
She sat behind jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma is so fat. If she gained another pound, she would collapse in on herself and become a black hole.More jokes