What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.→ Joke
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.→ Joke
How long is the average woman in labor?
Whatever she says divided by two.→ JokeMore jokes