What's the difference between a dog howling
on the back porch, and a woman
howling on the front porch?
The dog shuts up when you let it in.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.→ Joke
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.→ Joke
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.→ Joke
What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.→ Joke
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.→ JokeMore jokes