Mother: "Why are you home from school
: "I was the only one who could answer a question
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal
A man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. He was escorted into the lawyer's office.
The man needed legal help, but he knew how expensive lawyers could be, so he inquired, "Can you tell me how much you charge?"
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $500 to answer three questions."
"Don't you think that's an awful lot of money to answer three questions?"
"Yes it is", answered the lawyer, "What's your third question?"→ Joke
Microsoft is not the answer - Microsoft is the question. The answer is no!→ Joke
Final philosophy exam:
Is this a question?
If this is an answer!→ JokeMore jokes