How many guns
do the US
need to combat an enemy
Two: one to shoot
and one to sell him to shoot back.
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
A panda walks into a burger joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and leaves.
The waiter looks up and says what the hell is wrong with you.
And the panda says: "I read that pandas eat shoots and leaves."
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"More jokes