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unix · idiot · friendly · ignorant



Unix *is* user friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.

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Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.




This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."








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