Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.34 6
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day ...
Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish.
The game warden told him that this was illegal.
The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said "Are you going to fish or talk?"→ Joke
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.→ Joke
Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.→ Joke
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.→ Joke
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.→ JokeMore jokes