There was this lover
who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married, and now he is going through hell.
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
What is the difference between marriage and death?
Dead people are free.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?