There was this lover
who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married, and now he is going through hell.
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
What is the difference between marriage and death?
Dead people are free.
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?