The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.→ Joke
What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.→ Joke
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.→ Joke
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married, and now he is going through hell.→ Joke
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
Marriage.→ JokeMore jokes