The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married, and now he is going through hell.
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?