What's the difference between a man
E.T. phoned home
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.More jokes