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Joke 42

E.T. · man · phone · home · sex · office



What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."




Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.




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Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.




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A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

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