What are a woman
's four favorite animals
A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!→ Joke
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.→ Joke
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.→ Joke
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.→ Joke
What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.→ JokeMore jokes