What is the difference between men
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.→ Joke
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.→ Joke
Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice!→ Joke
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...→ Joke
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."→ JokeMore jokes