What is the difference between men
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."More jokes