What do men
bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.→ Joke
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.→ Joke
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.→ Joke
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.→ Joke
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.→ JokeMore jokes