To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.→ Joke
Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.→ Joke
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The swallow.→ JokeMore jokes