I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary
She said: "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her: "How about the kitchen?"
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.→ Joke
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.→ Joke
Why do men want their brides to wear white?
Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!→ Joke
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.→ Joke
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.→ JokeMore jokes