has the last word in any argument
Anything a man
says after that is the begining of a new argument.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?
She died laughing before she could tell anybody.
PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?