We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.→ Joke
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.→ Joke
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.→ JokeMore jokes