Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetary.
How is an apple like a lawyer?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
4 out of 5 doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need any aspirin.
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.More jokes