What have clouds and men
got in common?
When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...
1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.More jokes