What have clouds and men
got in common?
When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
There are four kinds of sex:
HOUSE SEX: You and your spouse are newlyweds and you fuck all over the house.
BEDROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for a few years, have settled down, and only fuck in the bedroom.
HALL SEX: You and your spouse have been married for fifteen years and say, "Fuck you!" when you pass in the hall.
COURTROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for twenty years, your spouse's lawyer fucks you out of everything you've got.More jokes