Whats the difference between married men
Nothing all the good ones are taken.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
How are men and parking spaces alike?
The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.More jokes