Whats the difference between married men
Nothing all the good ones are taken.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.→ Joke
How are men and parking spaces alike?
The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.→ Joke
Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.→ JokeMore jokes