Yo momma is so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo momma is so dumb. When she got lost in a Wal-Mart she went around asking the smilie faces which way was out!
Yo momma is so fat, when she plays football she plays offense and defense.
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